Animal Jokes
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
It got toad!!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
What kind of cat should you never play games with?
A cheetah!
How did the bubble gum cross the road?
On the chicken's foot!